Very Slow Running
I Swear I’m Not Walking Tee
I Swear I’m Not Walking Tee
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I Swear I’m Not Walking Tee
The one that started it all.
This is where the Very Slow Running Club story began.
One sentence. One feeling every slow runner knows.
“I swear I’m not walking.”
Said with a smile. Said out of breath. Said to nobody in particular — because nobody is watching anyway.
This t-shirt became our flag.
A simple line for those who run slow, stop often, and don’t care what it looks like from the outside.
It’s not a joke. It’s a lifestyle.
Why you’ll love it:
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100% cotton — soft, breathable, built to last
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Fabric weight: 170-180 g/m² — light but durable
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Straight cut with a structured fit
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Tubular fabric for a clean, seamless look
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Double stitching for extra resistance
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The original VSRC graphic — because walking breaks are part of the plan
Fit tip:
Take your regular size for a classic look.
Size up for the full slow-run oversized energy.
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