I Swear I’m Not Walking Hoodie - Coffee

I Swear I’m Not Walking Hoodie

The original. The cozy version.

This is the hoodie that says it all — without saying much.

The first design we ever printed.

The sentence that started the Very Slow Running Club.

For cold runs.

For colder mornings.

For those post-run moments when sitting still feels just as good as moving.

Soft, heavyweight, and made to last — just like your love for slow miles.

Why you’ll love it:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester — soft & durable

• Fabric weight: 271 g/m² — warm but breathable

• Air-jet spun yarn — smooth feel & reduced pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Kangaroo pocket for cold hands or snacks

• Rib-knit cuffs & waistband for a perfect fit

• Double-stitched for everyday wear

Fit tip:

True to size for a classic fit.

Size up for an oversized, off-duty runner vibe.